Step right up, folks, to the greatest show on Earth- feast your eyes on Elon, Ringmaster Extraordinaire, decked out in a top hat and tails... cracking the whip on reality itself while he heards humanity to Mars. And in the spotlight? Trump, Clown Prince of Chaos, juggling tax returns, tweets and Diet Coke cans with the grace of a man who's never heard the word 'subtlety'. This isn't just merch- it's a front row sear to the absurdity apocalypse. Buy now, because when these two run the freak show, you'll want proof you saw it coming.
Product features - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth - Adjustable drawstring hood for a custom fit - Seamless design for a polished look - Cozy medium-heavy fabric for comfort - Sustainable production with ethically sourced materials
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
