My name is Amy. Welcome to my little corner of chaos. I'm a
single mom from Connecticut- born, raised, and still stubbornly hanging on
here- trying to keep my sanity while my son finds ever-creative ways to turn
sports into a black hole for my bank account. (Seriously, does every sport
really need a different kind of cleat?)

When I'm not slaving away at the office or getting lost in a
book, I'm over here squinting at the news, wondering what the hell the
Trump-Musk freak show is cooking up next. I'm not far-right, I'm not far-left--
just a progressive middle of the roader who's fed up with the extremist
shouting matches on TV. Is it real? Is it fake? Who knows! All I know is I'd
rather laugh at the absurdity than cry, so I started this shop to sling some
snarky merch about the Donald and Elon show. It's part therapy, part side hustle-
because if the world's a mess, at least my kid's uniform might get paid for.
Grab a tee, a hoodie, or whatever tickles your fancy and let's toast to
surviving this clown car of a timeline together!