Step right up, folks, to the greatest show on Earth- feast your eyes on Elon, Ringmaster Extraordinaire, decked out in a top hat and tails... cracking the whip on reality itself while he heards humanity to Mars. And in the spotlight? Trump, Clown Prince of Chaos, juggling tax returns, tweets and Diet Coke cans with the grace of a man who's never heard the word 'subtlety'. This isn't just merch- it's a front row seat to the absurdity apocalypse. Buy now, because when these two run the freak show, you'll want proof you saw it coming.
Product features - Without side seams for a clean aesthetic and reduced fabric waste - Highly elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Durable fabric made from ethically grown US cotton - Lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd², offering a blissful wearing experience
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
